Last night (Dec 8) FX premiered season 7, episode 12 of It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, “The High School Reunion,” which was filled with memorable quotes from all the main characters. The gang goes back to school for their high school reunion and run into some familiar faces that have been featured throughout the series. There are also guest stars which includes, three members of Kings of Leon, and Grimm star Sasha Roiz.
Below you will find some of the best quotes from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia “The High School Reunion. To see a review/recap of the episode click here.
This quote from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia “The High School Reunion” comes When the gang was hanging out in the parking lot before entering the high school. Dee decided to start singing Sir Mix-A-Lot’s “Baby Got Back”. She was not singing about her butt, but her actual back.
Dennis: “This reunion is going to be awesome. I am going to fire back into that school, and it is going to propel me back to the mid-nineties when Dennis Reynolds was a golden god.”
Dee: “I am so excited to show these douchbags my new back. No braces fools! Baby got back, ohhhh, ohhhh, baby got back”
Dennis: “Dee, what are you doing?”
Dee: “Baby Got Back, you know that one, Sir Mix-A-Lot.”
Dennis: “Sir Mix-A-Lot was not talking about women whose backs have recovered from horrific spinal disorder. He was talking about gorgeous black women, and their big beautiful black butts.”
Three band members of Kings of Leon were featured in It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia “The High School Reunion,” and these quotes are from their scene. It is one of the best scenes/quotes from the episode because Waiter #1 (Nathan Followill), and Waiter #2 (Jared Followill) were actually really good, and funny! Who knew these boys could act?!
Mac: “Six beers for the two of us please.”
Waiter #1 (Nathan Followill): “Drink tickets for the two of us please.”
Mac: “Alright, here.”
Waiter #1 (Nathan Followill): “Dude, this is only four.”
Mac: “That’s all they gave us bozo.”
Waiter #1 (Nathan Followill): “Well that’s only two per person bozo.”
Mac: “Well how am I supposed to get drunk off of only four beers?”
Charlie: “Is there anyway we can work something out?”
Waiter #2 (Jared Followill): “Two tickets per person guy.”
Mac: “I didn’t ask you pretty boy. It’s a conversation between me and the long hair (points to Nathan)”
Waiter #2 (Jared Followill): “Okay, none for him, or the fat bitch.”
Mac: “You are making this about weight?! I’m not going to take some shit from some bartender.”
Charlie: “Well you are a bartender.”
Mac: “He doesn’t know that!”
This is one of the best quotes from “The High School Reunion” because it references the previous episode, “The Waitress Is Getting Married” when Charlie gave Brad a big box of H for Hornets. We never got to see the outcome of the hornets because the episode closed with Brad getting the box, and closing his front door. Well, thanks to “The High School Reunion” we now know the damage Charlie caused while trying to defend The Waitress.
Dennis: “Hey, Brad Fisher, how you doing buddy?”
Brad: “Not great (points to his face)”
Dennis: “The acne sure came back in full force. That’s a shame, but I have products that will clear that acne right up man.”
Brad: “It’s not acne. Actually, no, no, it’s hornet scars.”
Mac: “Ouch, yikes.”
Dennis: “I don’t think I have any products that will take care of hornet scars. That’s more of a…”
Mac: “Plastic surgery”
Dennis: “Yeah, plastic surgery would do it though, or lasers.”
Mac: “Lasers would do it. They’d blast those monstrous things.”
This is by far one of the best scenes from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia “The High School Reunion” because during it, the audience learns Mac’s real name. It has been seven seasons, and it was finally shown that his name is Ronald McDonald. The entire scene is full of funny quotes, including when Dennis keeps telling Mac to pop his name-tag on, a phrase he says four times within a minute time span.
Dennis: “I am not seeing yours.”
Mac: “I grabbed mine already, it’s in my pocket.”
Dennis: “Oh did you grab it? Oh, okay well pop it on.”
Mac: “I’m probably not going to wear mine. Who wears a name tag, that is probably not cool.”
Dennis: “I’m going to wear mine. I’m seeing everyone else wearing their name tags, so just pop that on buddy.”
Mac: “Nobody calls me this anymore, and I feel like it’s going to confuse people.”
Dennis: “It’s not because everyone called you that in high school, so just pop it on because it is definitly a rule and they are not going to let you inside without it.”
Mac: “It’s been so long, it’s probably not my name legally anymore.”
Dennis: “You are going to have to pop it on. (Mac puts on his name tag) Good, well okay Ronald McDonald.”
Mac: “Don’t call me that.”
Dennis: “Well, it’s your name.”
These quotes are said during the reunion when Adriano sees Mac and Charlie for the first time. It is especially funny because Mac and Charlie’s response is something you could actually picture happening. The ringworm quote is for sure a highlight of the qpisode.
Adriano: “Didn’t you give everyone ringworm?”
Mac: “No, no, that was a rumor. I only gave ringworm to Charlie. I got it from my dog Poppins, and then Charlie and I were wrestling everyday because we were trying out for the wrestling team and then we just sort of passed it back and forth.
Charlie: “Although, we did try out for the wrestling team, and I do think a couple of the guys got it who were on the team, so yeah, you’re right.”
During “The High School Reunion” Sweet Dee desperately wants to be accepted by the cool group, so she makes fun of her actual friends to fit in. She tells Charlie it is just a plan and that she has an endgame, but something tells me there is no endgame. This quote is said to Charlie and Mac while they are in front of the head honcho cool guy Adriano.
Dee: “See you later Dirt Grub and Ronny The Rat. Hope you suck each others rotten peckers until you get mouth cancer.”
Dennis always goes on and on about how popular he was in high school, and during the It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia episode “The High School Reunion” it’s shown he was actually not popular. He says this funny quote to Charlie and Mac, who does not want to be associated with at the reunion.
Dennis: “So listen guys, this is where we part ways. So, do not talk to me for the rest of the night, and know that I won’t be talking to you because you lower my stock. You guys get it. I’m going to go post up one of these tables around here and let my loyal subjects come and kiss my ring.”
These quote is from the scene in which people probably think that The Waitress is really named Nikki Potnick. Sorry fans, she is not. One of the best quotes from “The High School Reunion” because it also brings back his ex-wife Maureen, who was featured in two episodes during season six.
Frank: “Dennis, I snuck right by that security prick, look (shows Nikki Potnick nametag) I got myself a name tag, I’m Nikki Potnick. Remember the time he crashed my car into the tree?”
Dennis: “Yeah, we had such a good time. Okay Frank, first off, Nikki Potnick is a girl, okay. Secondly, she is not 65 years old.”
Maureen: “That’s where your monthly payments are going. That’s a diamond tooth Dennis.”
Dennis: “That’s a dead tooth Maureen.”
Maureen: “With a diamond in it.”
Dennis: “Put a diamond on anything that’s dead and it’s still dead Maureen. It’s rotting, get it out of your face. Look, I don’t want to talk about these things. I don’t want to talk to old men who are pretending to be women, and ex-wives. I can’t be seen like this.”
The Waitress: “Hello bitches. That’s right, I’m off the wagon.”
This is another great quote of Sweet Dee trying to fit in with the cool crowd. She is taking shots at their table with them, and the more she clambers for their approval, the funnier she gets.
Dee: “I’m the queen of the night! I’m the queen of the night! Right cool people?”
During episodes of It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia we don’t see too many of their friends outside of the core gang. During this scene we learn that Dennis used to be good friends with what seems like a ‘normal’ guy named Tim Murphy. What makes this one of the best quotes is when Tim tells Frank how good he looks, and Frank looks genuinely happy.
Tim Murphy: “I saw you standing here alone, and I wanted to invite you over to our table.”
Dennis: “Oh, I won’t be going anywhere with you, Tim.”
Tim: “Oh, okay why?”
Dennis: “Don’t you play coy with me. You little bitch.”
I’m going to stay right here, and I’m going to wait for my minons to swarm me, and swarm they will Tim. Alone you’ll be, such sad little games we play. Right Tim?”
Tim: “Right, same old Dennis Reynolds. You look good Nick.”
Frank: “Thank you Tim, thank you. Seems like a nice guy.”
This quote from “The High School Reunion” shows how Mac was a tattle tail in high school. His nickname was Ronny The Rat, and this quote is exactly why he was called that.
Mac: “Adriano made fake tickets, those tickets are fake!”
Charlie: “Don’t rat on him!”
Mac: “But he made fake ones, and he gets to drink and we don’t and that’s not fair!”
When the cool kids walk into the bathroom they find Charlie passed out on the floor with Frank and Mac standing near him. This is one of the best quotes because once again, Sweet Dee is overly mean just to try and fit in with the cool crowd.
Dee: “Probably, that’s what these gay guys do, they knock each other out with poppers and then find some kind of rabies infested rodent to tickle each others taints with.”
Mac: “No, no, that’s not what we’re doing. We are grown adults, we are respected businessmen now.
This is by far one of the best quotes from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia “The High School Reunion” because of Dee’s reaction to what Adriano would let Dee do to him.
Adriano: “To think I was going to let you jack me off.”
Dee: “Wait, wait, you were?”
These quotes was said while Charlie was mixing up chemicals to huff.
Mac: “Charlie, look dude you don’t have to do this, we can find another way.”
Charlie: “Yes I do, I am obviously the Dirt Grub. Everyone wants the Dirt Grub, I’m giving them the Dirt Grub. I’ll get high, I’ll get sad, people can laugh at me. I hate high school man.”
Oh dear Charlie, you cannot help but feel sorry for him. During this episode we learn that he was a pleaser, and did not want to ruffle feathers in high school. This quote is Charlie’s reaction to Adriano once again put him down.
Charlie: “I’m going to go to bathroom, find stuff to huff and get high. If I’m the Dirt Grub, I’m going to be the Dirt Grub.”