This set of coping mechanisms cures these 5 negative human emotions:
Lonely? Don’t have anyone to talk to? There is someone who is always with you. You can talk to him at any time. You will never get a response that can be detected by any human means whatsoever except that you may get a feeling inside of you, a peace that will pass all understanding (or comprehension for that matter). He will never leave you, nor forsake you. Aside from that time when he couldn’t even look at his own son whom he had tortured to death who was by all accounts innocent, never did a thing to deserve it other than being the son of god. He was in fact, conceived specifically for this purpose, to be tortured to death, so that you, by believing this had to happen, could escape being tortured for all of eternity after you die and instead worship God for all of eternity. Won’t that be fun.
Scared? Fearful? There is someone who is always in control watching over you. You see, everything that has happened to you in your life, good or bad, has all been part of a divine, cosmic plan and this entity that watches over you knows what is best for you and has great things in store for you. Just wait and see. This too shall pass. This will get better.
3. Impotence (non-sexual) or a feeling of powerlessness
Feeling that you have limited means and influence? There is someone that is all-powerful that exists that can intervene on your behalf. You can call on him, anytime, day or night, and he will listen, and if it is within his will, he will act on your behalf. He knows what is best. He knows what will be too much for you and what you cannot stand. He will never place any burden upon you that you cannot handle. He is perfect.
4. Depression/ rejection/ feeling unloved
Feeling unloved? There is someone who is all-loving, all the time. You can talk to him at any time and he can show you this love, but first, you have to say special words that will enable the 2,000 year old spirit of his deceased son. who was also him, to come into your life to help you make better moral decisions.
Feeling guilty? There is someone who can take away all of that guilt. No matter what you have done, whom you have wronged, or how bad what you did was, he can forgive you and make it like you never had done this horrible action you are feeling sorry for right now. He loves you and wants to take care of you. You see, someone innocent was horribly and brutally tortured to death for a better part of a day so that if you ask for forgiveness from his father, he can give you peace knowing that all is well. He will forgive you and wash away all of those bad feelings of guilt.